Thursday, January 26, 2006


Leading Democrats denounce Palestinian results as fraudulent

Pointing to the wide discrepancy between exit poll results and the purported actual count of votes in the Palestinian election, Democrats Al Gore, John Kerry, Jimmy Carter and Howard Dean declared the outcome "obviously fraudulent" and raced off to file a series of lawsuits.

Oh, wait, sorry. None of them said anything like that. My mistake. It's only when a Republican beats a Democrat that the exit polls reflect the "real" outcome. When Venezuelan socialists or palestinian terrorists pull out the surprise win, the exit polls were only exit polls, you know, which aren't intended to predict the outcome. And don't accurately predict the outcome. And democracy triumphs, as shown by the actual vote count.

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